IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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