addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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