There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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