thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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