Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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