i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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