Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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