I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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