so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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