Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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