does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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