This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm at about main and main street
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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