MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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