She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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