His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she peed on how many people?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
jump out the window naked night went bad
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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