I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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