me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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