shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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