Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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