Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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