My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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