So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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