Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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