Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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