Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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