someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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