Me too!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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