the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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