We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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