yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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