okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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