I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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