wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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