Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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