we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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