Whatcha textin bout Willis?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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