This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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