I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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