lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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