i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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