Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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