It's Friday. Sex?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Mom said you looked used
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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