Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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