Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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