you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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