Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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