I wish I only lived at night.
its not stalking. its research.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need water and some morals
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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