just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
