Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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