He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
