Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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