Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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