Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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