I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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