he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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